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I couldn't understand a word they were saying or what they were doing, but it was fun to watch nevertheless.
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You gotta click the V in "Lives".
Awesome game BTW. :D
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First off, there aren't any "Flash Tutorials" in this flash. Just a moving blue square and horrible sounding music that sounds like you put your cell-phone up to a speaker. The only thing you did right was a preloader, which takes almost 0 skill. And way to be a dick to people who haven't made flash yet. I know that you're going to be all like "OMGGGGG U ONLY HAVE 3 N00B!", well I don't submit most of my work, and when I do I make sure that it's at least presentable and not some phony piece of garbage that doesn't even deserve to be called a flash animation. Try making an actual animation next time and not something like this. Take a look at my tutorial. It was generally well received with a score almost at 4.0. That's the kinda stuff you should work on, something that actually let's people maybe read something and learn some flash skill instead of a blue moving square. But oh, you don't need advice since your job is a "flash animator" right? But do you know what's the sad part about this? I probably just spent more time writing a REVIEW than you did on your entire FLASH. See something wrong there? I hope so.
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You say this is not a tutorial? You just don't have enough gb of ram to see it. Go to the last reviews of this flash and you'll see that this is really a flash tutorials.
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Sorry, but I can't see why this is so well-received. Well, I can see how if people like this genre of music. But this is definitely NOT punk. It is WAY too organized, and I can't see this being associated with punk. It sounds more along the lines of pop to be honest. First off, you advertise like 30 different facebooks and e-mails and all that shit. Who cares. Honestly. Secondly, like I said before, it was way too organized. Like, take the Dead Kennedys for example. Their music was good, and they played it in a kinda grungy manner. Your band however, sounded like something out of Disney or Green Day. Too generic. Not anti-anything. And you sprinkling "candy" and "kittens" all over your comments, bleh. Horrible. Not remotely punk. And another thing. I could see something like this in a game like Tony Hawk, or something similar. It really sounds like some sort of Disney band. It's like, I dunno. Like, a disgrace to punk to be honest. Punk is all about anti-government, and mosh-pits, and yelling at shit, and stuff like that. Not giving kittens to charity. If you really want to see what punk is about, try some of the older bands, like The Dead Kennedys or The Misfits. Or even Minor Threat. They are what is truly punk. I'm just saying, that if you're going to put punk as your genre, make sure you're doing it right, and not playing like some sort of Hanna Montanna garbage. All right?
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You are most definitely a punk purist!
But as a 'real' punk, you most definitely have to tell the queen her buttocks are huge, speak in a Sex Pistoleque accent and you should be out on the streets staging a protest. QUICKLY! Why are you on the Internet for! :O
The Internet is sooooo corporate! Don't be part of the...corporation! DISNEY IS A CORPORATION! NEWGROUNDS IS AN ORGANIZATION! And that is like, dude, so uncool (lights a cigarettes and streaks back hair and puts hands in leather jacket) Yeah!!!!
Punk isn't about being anti-government, yelling for anarchy and protesting for nothing. Punk is all about individualism, a freedom of choice and expression and rebelling against what you don't believe in. Do you find it not ironic that in forcing yourself to be 'anti governent and to yell at shit and all that', you are CONFORMING to the 'rules of punk'? And conforming, my friend, is ironically so very not punk. Think about it.
No wait, don't think about it. Continue yelling 'at shit and stuff like that' because your friends told you to do so.
Thanks for the review anyway :) WE LOVE MICKEY MOUSE!
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If you don't mind, I think I'm going to use this in my next flash. Cheers! :D
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Yay
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